What I’d Love to Hear on ‘Iron Chef America’
Posted on December 24, 2007 by Gary McCarty
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At the start of each Iron Chef America segment, after the challenger walks through that ridiculous smoke-filled tunnel, the even-more-ridiculous and miscast Chairman asks the challenger something to the effect of, "Are you ready for the challenge?"
I’d love to hear one of them reply, "No, it’s impossible to beat any of the five greatest chefs in the world since everyone else’s food is so vastly inferior and no one is capable of creating dishes like they do," and then walk off.
Another great line would be, "I am, but since the judging is rigged in favor of the Iron Chefs, I doubt I could win in ten trials even if my food were vastly superior."
The best solution, of course, is to get rid of the ersatz and useless Chairman and retool the whole show.
I’m not holding my breath.
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